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Tag: Insults

Swearing
April 12, 2018April 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back - Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder
August 22, 2017August 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

November 1, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Best Insults You’ve Never Heard

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