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Tag: Jeans

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

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July 17, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fashionistas & Hipsters: Forget Skinny Jeans – It’s Thyme For Skinny Socks!

June 24, 2015June 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Skinny Jean Chaos Revealed: 10 Horrifying Problems Created By Those Goddamn SOBs!

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