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Tag: Manners

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

KUUKIYOMI Consider It!-min
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

KUUKIYOMI: Consider It! Play to Become a Polite Person

Shaking hands in an office
May 10, 2019May 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016May 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013December 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Deal With a Difficult Customer

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