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Tag: Manners

Fingers on a hand hanging out in a moment of love.
October 19, 2020October 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

KUUKIYOMI Consider It!-min
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

KUUKIYOMI: Consider It! Play to Become a Polite Person

Shaking hands in an office
May 10, 2019May 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016May 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013December 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Deal With a Difficult Customer

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Another Friday, another haul of #Marmite foodstuffs. Including #marmitecreamcheese, #cheese-based Marmite snacks, and an appalling brand imitator!! #yeast #food #foodporn #marmitelover
And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
Big building! 🏙 #Manchester #city #citylife #architecture #architecturephotography #buildings #buildingphotography #architecturelovers

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