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Tag: Manners

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

Fingers on a hand hanging out in a moment of love.
October 19, 2020January 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

KUUKIYOMI Consider It!-min
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

KUUKIYOMI: Consider It! Play to Become a Polite Person

Shaking hands in an office
May 10, 2019May 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Shake Someone’s Hand

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016May 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

April 18, 2013August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Eating On Public Transport Makes You An Arse

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With a Difficult Customer at Work

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