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Tag: Manners

An apple
April 8, 2019April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Cordial cordial
May 12, 2016May 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cordial Cordial (for the polite amongst us)

Cucumber vegetable
November 12, 2015November 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

New Vegetable: Queuecumber (like a cucumber, but with queuing)!

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013December 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Deal With a Difficult Customer

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These two #CanadaGeese hang out next to a main road in #Manchester. A bit alarming. Are they yours? #Conservation? #city #geese #Canada #birds
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Purkle? Purkle. #purple #spring #Manchester #trees #leaves
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