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Tag: Marriage

Husband buys wife a pet goat for Christmas
December 16, 2025December 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got me a pet goat for Christmas…” 🐐

Santa's Honeymoon with beaches, snow, and explosions
November 21, 2025November 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ HONEYMOON!!! 🏖️

Santa Claus just got married
November 15, 2025November 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas Marries AI 💑👰💍

When all a man wants to eat is garlic bread
November 3, 2025November 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Garlic bread diet concerns the wife” 🧄

Husband whistles too much it's annoying
October 20, 2025October 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband WHISTLES too much!!!” 😮‍💨

Beaded door curtains are the sign of a failed marriage
October 6, 2025October 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My wife LOVES beaded door curtains!” 🚪

Marriage Story the 2019 comedy drama
September 24, 2025September 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Story: Dark Comedy Drama on Divorce and Life 💔

Women Seeking Men Take 2 of 2025 Lonely Hearts
September 23, 2025September 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Take 2 – Women Seeking Men 👨‍🦲💘

A bald human male afraid of a lightbulb
September 8, 2025September 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband always leaves lights on in the house!” 💡

Husband hogs the remote control
August 25, 2025August 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “MY HUSBAND HOGS THE REMOTE CONTROL!!!” 📺

Flurty the Dating App Profile Writer
August 21, 2025August 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Flurty: The Dating App Profile Writer 📱 [Sponsored Post]

The knife and fork is the destroyer of marriages
August 11, 2025August 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband can’t use a knife and fork!” 🍴

Husband's chronic phone addiction problem
July 8, 2025July 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband checks his phone constantly 24/7 WTF!?” 📱

Are cold showers manly?
July 1, 2025July 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Do cold showers make me MANLY?!” 🚿💪

Find the AI of your dreams in a romantic relationship
June 17, 2025June 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’ve replaced my husband with an AI chatbot…” 🤖

Husbands in a pub with pints of ale
June 9, 2025June 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband spends too much time in The Pub!” 🍻

Wash your hands - or not?
May 12, 2025May 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DOESN’T WASH HANDS after using the bathroom!” 🚹

The Time Traveller's Wife and Cement Mixer
May 5, 2025May 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Time Traveller’s Wife and Cement Mixer: Great Books That Never Were 🧱

The Skinhead Lawn Mowing Movement for a skinhead lawn
April 28, 2025April 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s MAD skinhead lawn mowing obsession!” 🏡

Annoying man being fussy in a coffee shop
April 18, 2025April 18, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Fussy husband is EMBARRASSING in coffee shops!” ☕

A man slurping his soup and annoying his wife
April 11, 2025April 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband SLURPS his soup… HELP!!!” 🍲

Older male perm envy special
April 1, 2025April 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a perm for his mid-life crisis” 💇

When a man loves bleeding radiators
March 18, 2025March 17, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband’s hobby is bleeding radiators…” 🔨

Drunk gym time where real men drink beer
March 3, 2025March 3, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband do drunk gym sessions?!” 💪🍺

Valentine's Day haiku special
February 7, 2025February 8, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Valentine’s Day Special 💖

Husband wants family to live on Mars
January 13, 2025January 13, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our husband wants us to go to Mars!” ☄️

Lonely hearts column men seeking women 2025
January 7, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Men Seeking Women 👨‍🦲💝

Lonely hearts column women seeking women 2025
January 6, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Women Seeking Men 👴💘

Husband got a pet goose for Christmas
December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦢

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

When is the right time to buy a Christmas tree
October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “When is it time to put up the Christmas tree?!” 🎄⏱️

Crisps lined up on a bed for a man to eat
October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I eat crisps in bed (the wife HATES it)!” 🛏️

When a man hates opera - but likes beer
October 8, 2024October 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DRINKS BEER at the opera!” 🎭🍺

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

The tell tale signs your boyfriend is about to propose
June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my boyfriend about to propose?!” 👰🤵💍

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