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Tag: Marriage

Lonely hearts column women seeking women 2025
January 6, 2025April 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2025: Women Seeking Men 👴💘

Husband got a pet goose for Christmas
December 30, 2024December 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband got a pet goose for Christmas…” 🦢

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

When is the right time to buy a Christmas tree
October 21, 2024October 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “When is it time to put up the Christmas tree?!” 🎄⏱️

Crisps lined up on a bed for a man to eat
October 15, 2024October 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I eat crisps in bed (the wife HATES it)!” 🛏️

When a man hates opera - but likes beer
October 8, 2024October 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DRINKS BEER at the opera!” 🎭🍺

When a woman is the main relationship money earner
September 23, 2024September 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife EARNS MORE and my masculinity is threatened!”

A husband's ham and jam sandwich addiction
September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband only eats ham and jam sandwiches!” 🥪🍓

The tell tale signs your boyfriend is about to propose
June 11, 2024June 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my boyfriend about to propose?!” 👰🤵💍

A berserk wife going on a flower arranging rampage
May 31, 2024May 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife’s flower arranging crisis!” 🌸💮🌷🌼🌻

An angry husband slamming a door shut as his wife tries to block out the noise
May 20, 2024May 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband keeps slamming doors shut!” 🚪

Couch potato of a husband in denial
May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a couch potato…” 🥔

The husband obsessed with melting lots of cheese
April 22, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with melting cheese!” 🧀

A man with stubble that makes for a black pepper substitute
April 9, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is selling stubble as ‘black pepper’!” 💰

A lot of jam for when a husband starts a jam business
April 2, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has started a jam business!” 🫙🍓

March 26, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband eats too many instant noodles!” 🍜

Should men wearing bobble hats be made illegal
March 11, 2024March 11, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband wear bobble hats!?” 🟣

A deodorant-free husband smelling the place up
March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to wear deodorant!” 😲🦨

One man and his internet forum
February 5, 2024February 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband ALWAYS on internet forums!?”

Sofa buying addiction
January 26, 2024January 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband is addicted to buying sofas!” 🛋️

The final square of paper on a toilet roll, as left by a man
January 16, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why don’t men replace the bog roll when they’re done with it?!” 🧻

Lonely Hearts Column 2024 Women Seeking Men
January 8, 2024January 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2024: Women Seeking Men 👩❤️

When film night goes wrong with explosions and flames
January 2, 2024January 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my film night keep going wrong?!” 🎞️💥

Past Lives film 2023
December 13, 2023December 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Past Lives: In-Yun and Romantic Loss in Celine Song’s Debut

The best gift ideas for husbands
November 27, 2023November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best gift ideas for my husband?” 🎁

Goatees are wrong
November 6, 2023November 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “WTF! My wife says my GOATEE is STUPID!!” 🧔‍♂️🤬

Weasels in the Attic by Hiroki Oyamada
October 14, 2023October 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Weasels in the Attic by Hiroki Oyamada

The floordrobe where men leave their clothes on the floor
August 14, 2023August 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My man’s FLOORDROBE habit is gross!”

The Man Look - when a man losing his things and can't find them
July 31, 2023July 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The Man Look – why can’t my husband find things?!”

Men need to shave their legs
July 11, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband shave his legs?!”

A couple being love bombed by bombs
May 22, 2023May 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband takes ‘love bombing’ literally…”

The male underpants skidmark dilemma
May 15, 2023June 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s gross skidmark dilemma”

The Worst Man at a wedding, throwing up near the happy couple
May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I was the WORST MAN at my mate’s wedding!”

Robot is a best man at a wedding
May 1, 2023June 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best man is a ROBOT!”

About Schmidt
April 26, 2023April 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

About Schmidt: Marriage and Retirement in Nicholson-fest

When your husband turns into a zombie
April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s turned into a zombie. What do I do?”

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