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Tag: Marriage

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019October 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector
July 6, 2019January 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer
December 22, 2018December 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018February 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Divorce
May 11, 2018May 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

Marriage
March 5, 2018January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Agony aunt - Ingrowing toenail
January 6, 2017December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!”

Cheese on toast addiction
December 28, 2016December 27, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

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