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Tag: Marriage

Are gross rich old men marriage material?
2 weeks ago June 14, 2022June 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should I marry a gross rich old man?”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

An abandoned ship left in the countryside
February 28, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s solution for everything is to abandon ship”

A packed out sandwich
February 22, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband likes sandwiches more than me!”

A pretty garden shed in a nice neighbourhood
February 7, 2022February 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can a shed REALLY save our marriage!?”

A married couple linking arms at a wedding
February 1, 2022January 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My hubby hates being called ‘hubby’!”

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
January 20, 2022January 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

Le Week-End the 2013 film
January 12, 2022December 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Le Week-End: Thoughtful Drama About Ageing & Commitment

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
January 10, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

A garlic clove
December 30, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband stinks of garlic!”

An assortment of well aligned apartments
December 24, 2021December 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife keeps throwing my belongings out the window!”

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

Godzilla rampaging through the countryside
November 23, 2021November 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

Muriel's Wedding
October 27, 2021October 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Muriel’s Wedding: ABBA Heavy Comedy-Drama With Frocks

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

Pinocchio with his giant nose
August 24, 2021August 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

Some graffiti of a mouth drooling
August 2, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

A man in a man cave
July 6, 2021July 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has a man cave and it’s gross!”

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

A cartoon man about to scale a mountain
May 24, 2021May 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband wants to be a free solo rock climber!”

A psychic woman with a third eye, her hands covering her other two
May 18, 2021May 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

A footballer rolling on the pitch in pain clutching his kneecap
March 16, 2021March 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have kneecap pattern balding!”

A King's crown set to a red background
March 11, 2021March 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s King of England!”

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

A cartoon woman holding in a magnet to draw in men.
February 9, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Women Seeking Men

A man holding his girlfriend in a romantic embrace.
February 8, 2021February 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2021: Men Seeking Women

A couple holding hands in public on a sunny day.
January 28, 2021January 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend won’t hold hands in public!”

Three cartoon salesmen with a brown background
December 21, 2020December 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a salesman and keeps trying to swindle me!”

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