Tag: Marriage
Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”
Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”
Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”
Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”
Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)
FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.
FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress
How to Write a Love Letter
The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”
Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”
Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”
How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband has a gross ingrowing toenail!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband is uglier than I realised. What should I do?”
Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”
Professional Moron Dating Column: Men Seeking Women!
Professional Moron’s Lonely Hearts Column!
How To Have The Perfect Wedding Day!
