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All the greatest kelp hits
May 31, 2022May 24, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined by Adding “Kelp” Into the Title

Men at Sea by Riff Reb's
July 17, 2021July 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Men at Sea by Riff Reb’s

Other Minds The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey Smith
December 12, 2020August 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Other Minds: The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey-Smith

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD
January 27, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker is Just Super

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson
January 20, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson

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In Praise of Mr. Splashy Pants

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What’s in the Abyss?

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Professional Moron Sell Out

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Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

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