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A bottle of Ribena
December 16, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ribena: Fruit Squash That Bolstered Many a Childhood

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March 23, 2021March 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Snowflake generation
June 12, 2017June 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

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April 7, 2016April 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

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Another assortment of #sunsets, from the month of July. 🌇 #sunset #sunsetphotography #Manchester #citylife #sunsetlovers #sunsets_captures #sunsetlover #sunsetporn #sunsetsofinstagram
I patiently waited MONTHS to record this incredible reversal feat from Murray. Top drawer! The manoeuvre consists of three stages: 1) Extreme reversal commences. 2) Trajectory shift accommodating for 180 degree turn. 3) Hamster spin cycle upon arrival. The hamster has landed. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamsterlove #hamstergram #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #cutepets #hamstersofinsta
Spot the cute little bastard! He’s been warned about sleeping on the job. Work hard and you shall succeed! Laziness will tank the economy, Murray. Not fit to be PM, this one. 🐹 #hamster #hamsters #hamstergram #hamsterlove #hamsterlover #hamstersleeping #cute #cutepets
😐 Think that’s a Manc record. Now let’s get back to the 🌧 and all that, pretty please. #Manchester #heatwaveuk #heatwave #hot #citylife ☀️ 🌞
There it is, Manchester! Never in my life… what are you playing at?! 🥵🌞☀️ #Manchester #manchesterweather #citylife #heatwave #heatwaveuk #heatwaves
Most fascinating book on #JakiLiebezeit and his practical theory of drumming. Genius drummer for Can. 🥫 #motorikbeat #jakiliebezeitchangedmylife #jakiliebezeitcan #can #canband #cankrautrock #dotdash #musictheory #drums #drumming #drummer #drumminglife #drummerlife #drumsdaily

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