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A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

A sulking child
May 1, 2018June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Snowflake generation
June 12, 2017June 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

December 26, 2012December 26, 2012Mr. Wapojif

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