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Tag: poetic

I am ditzy
May 8, 2020May 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: The Halfwit Poem & Song

Flower the game by thatgamecompany
April 12, 2020April 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flower: Calming Hippy Romp About Floating Gardening

Beowulf
August 31, 2019September 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Beowulf by an Anglo-Saxon Poet

A page of poems
June 7, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Letters on a page
May 31, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #3: Foodie Special

Haiku Adventure
March 24, 2019March 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Adventure: The Poetic Point & Click Romp (preview)

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