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RoboCop
February 26, 2020April 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Dustard
December 22, 2016December 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)

The peak of Mount Everest
December 30, 2014April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Englishman Scales Mount Everest In Bobble Hat & Pink Speedos

October 5, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dinosaur Exclusive: The Professionalmoronosaurus

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

February 6, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

January 31, 2013January 31, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Bitter – The New (more violent) Twitter!

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September 21, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Horoscopes: Insights Into What May Well happen

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March 15, 2012March 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Amazing Things To Do This Weekend

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