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Tag: Rats

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! 🐀

Happiness by Steve Cutts
August 24, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Happiness: Relatable Depiction of the Rat Race by Steve Cutts

A Plague Tale: Innocence
August 30, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Plague Tale: Innocence—A Game With Rats, Innit

Firmin by Sam Savage
September 15, 2018January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

Carpet
July 31, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

February 19, 2015February 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Do Rats Ratify Stuff Which Needs Ratifying?

Santa Christmas list writing guide
November 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide

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