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Tag: Recipes

Tiramiso Soup
August 25, 2017August 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

Key lime pie - now with added keys!
July 28, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Tzatziki to be renamed
June 16, 2017June 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”

The Spice Girls Pizza
June 14, 2017June 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizza-Zigazig Ah (Spice Girls themed pizza)

Pain et Agony au Chocolat
June 6, 2017June 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)

Candy Floss Floss
May 17, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

Satsuma Sandwiches
April 27, 2017April 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

Noodles and Poodles Smoothie
April 19, 2017April 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie

sCones - Cones and Scones Invention
April 18, 2017April 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

Haddock and Coca Cola Soup
April 3, 2017April 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!

Crisps Soup Recipe
March 30, 2017March 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

A falafel recipe which will make you feel truly awful!
March 15, 2017March 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)

The Lassi Lasagne
March 3, 2017March 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!

The Kebabe - A romantic kebab!
February 15, 2017February 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

Corn on the Cobra
January 23, 2017January 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobra (the world’s most dangerous food)

Ingradients
December 29, 2016December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Ingradients (inclined ingredients for mountaineers)

Dustard
December 22, 2016December 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Dustard (a potent mix of dust and mustard)

Musturd
December 21, 2016December 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Musturd (to clear up lingering dung issues)

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016December 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Watermelon and baked beans smoothie
November 29, 2016November 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Beans and Watermelon Smoothie!

Salt and vinegar ice cream
October 4, 2016October 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Salt and Vinegar Ice Cream!

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016September 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

Petrol ice cream
September 6, 2016September 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Petrol Ice Cream!

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016September 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016August 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Watermelon recipe
August 23, 2016August 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie

Grapes of Wraps
August 15, 2016August 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Grapes of Wraps (a summery recipe)

Spaghetti soup
August 4, 2016August 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Spaghetti Soup (for those who love bland stuff)

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016July 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

Horseradish soup
July 21, 2016July 21, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Horseradish Soup (it’s bloody horrible)

Pita bread on toast
July 11, 2016July 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast

Praising brown bread
July 6, 2016July 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brown Bread

White bread
July 5, 2016July 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of White Bread

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