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Tag: Recipes

A picture of golden, crispy cauliflower cheese
3 days ago January 18, 2021January 18, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

An assortment of fresh kippers
2 weeks ago January 8, 2021January 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

A roast dinner with gravy around the base of the plate
December 25, 2020December 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020December 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

Scottish icons, including haggis
November 19, 2020November 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020November 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

Toad in the Hole recipe
November 6, 2020November 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Toad in the Hole: No Toads Or Holes Are Involved

Bangers and mash
October 30, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bangers and Mash: Proper Dead Good Comfort Food

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020October 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020October 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

Tesco's Piccalilli in a jar
October 9, 2020October 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Bubble and squeak, the breakfast dish made from cabbage and mashed potato
October 2, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020September 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

Two Yorkshire puddings with fire in the background
August 28, 2020August 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Yorkshire Pudding: Ee Ba Gum, These Are Tasty

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

Bovril
July 31, 2020July 31, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020July 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher
May 2, 2020May 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How to Cook a Wolf by M. F. K. Fisher

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020April 10, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe
March 21, 2020March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Vegan (ish) by Jack Monroe

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020March 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

A whistle on a kettle
February 18, 2020February 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Whiskle (a whisk and whistle in one)

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe
February 15, 2020March 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tin Can Cook by Jack Monroe

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Marmite on toast
January 16, 2020April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

GyĹŤza: Saying “Hell Yeah!” To This Eastern Delicacy

A toothbrush and toothpaste
May 30, 2019May 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Orange Juice Taste Bad After Brushing Your Teeth?

Butter
May 2, 2019May 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Age is butter number

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