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Tag: Seafood

Why do crabs walk sideays
March 18, 2016February 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Why Can’t Crabs Run Forward?

Nissin Cup Noodles
August 27, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Oodles of Noodles #5: Nissin Cup Noodles (Seafood Flavour)

April 10, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is Tartare Sauce Made Out Of Tar?

Chess
March 25, 2015August 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Prawns VS Pawns: A Bewildering History Explained

Lobster Bisque
August 25, 2014November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why is Lobster Bisque Always so Pretentious?

A cartoon hamburger
October 1, 2012August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

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