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Tag: Sharks

The Meg with Jason Statham
March 24, 2021March 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Meg: Absurd Supermassive Shark Romp is Dumb Fun

47 Meters Down Uncaged
April 22, 2020March 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

47 Metres Down: Uncaged—Deeper Into the Stupidity

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

The Shallows
October 23, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Shallows: Another Daft Shark Thriller Thing

47 Meters Down
October 16, 2019March 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

47 Meters Down: Unbelievably Dumb Shark Movie #3,056

Deeo Blue Sea
August 21, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Deep Blue Sea: Ludicrous Shark Romp That’s Stupid Fun

Jaws
June 6, 2018October 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Cinema Legend With Sharp Teeth & Maverick Sea Captain

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016May 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

April 29, 2013April 29, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Where’s The Most Awkward Place To Have A Fight?

February 26, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Great White Shark Machine

February 21, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cats

February 7, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of The Headington Shark

A scary hand on a pane of glass
October 22, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Human Fear Explained: A Theoretical Pontification

A cartoon hamburger
October 1, 2012August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

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