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Tag: Sigourney Weaver

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October 28, 2022October 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Cantankerous Christmas Confusion

Alien tourists on a planet pointing and staring
April 25, 2022April 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #10: Boring Tourist Aliens Ruin Everything

Alien 3 the 1992 film
February 23, 2022February 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

ALIEN³: Studio Interference for Fincher’s First Feature Film

Alien 3 on the Super Nintendo
October 24, 2021February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien 3: Multi-Platform Romp Adapted From Dodgy ’92 Film

Taxi
October 24, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)

Gorillas in the Mist
September 11, 2019September 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Gorillas In The Mist: Engaging Weaver Drama With a Message

Avatar
April 10, 2019December 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp

Alien
May 23, 2018January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Alien: Still One of the Scariest Scares in Scary Horror History

Alien 3 Spinoff
September 8, 2016February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Prometheus
June 10, 2012November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Prometheus: 5 Things About Ridley Scott’s Disappointing Space Romp

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