Tag: Silly
Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”
Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)
Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)
Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”
Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)
How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”
Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)
Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)
Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)
Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)
In Praise of Morbo from Futurama
Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)
Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant
Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)
Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)
15 Films Ruined By Adding “Smmmmokin’!” Into The Name
Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)
Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)
Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short
15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title
Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men
Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”
10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry
Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)
Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)
Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!
