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Tag: sleeping

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019August 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

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