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Toy figurines singing Christmas carols
December 29, 2020December 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Christmas Carols Ruined by Adding “Athlete’s Foot” to the Title

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

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May 22, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

What Happens to a Song When it Fades Out?

November 16, 2014August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Savage Indictment Of “The Wheels On The Bus” Nursery Rhyme

March 10, 2012March 22, 2020Truman Trumanson

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

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