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Tag: Surreal

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

January 12, 2019January 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Nikolai Gogol: The Nose

Nyango Star
October 28, 2018October 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer

As Slow As Possible
June 11, 2018June 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of As Slow As Possible (Organ²/ASLSP – the longest musical performance ever)

Runner3 Logo
May 27, 2018May 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Runner3: Run! Run Like Crazy, You Indie Game Loving Fool!

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017December 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime
December 10, 2017December 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime: Glorious Indie Insanity

Earthworm Jim - SNES and Mega Drive
July 9, 2017July 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim: Celebrating the 16 Bit, Ultra-Surreal Classic

Miitomo Mr. Wapojif
April 1, 2016April 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Miitomo: Nintendo’s First App is Bloody Wonderfully Mental!

Convict parole
February 9, 2016February 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter #3: The Calamities!

Shelfie
January 20, 2016January 20, 2016Mr. Wapojif

6 Super Sensational and Culturally Groovy Twitter Accounts to Follow

Organic pumpkin seeds
January 18, 2016January 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pumpkin Seed Cake!

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015December 21, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

Tama The Cat
May 9, 2013August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Tama The Super Station Master: Remembering An Icon

International Cat Day
April 24, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

It’s International Cat Day

January 21, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Musical Donkey

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