
From Katamari Damacy Reroll creator Keita Takahashi, here’s his latest offering on the PS4 and PC. It’s just launched (yes, the last 2019 game we’re playing!) and it’s predictably surreal and life-affirming.
Wattam
Right, how do we even explain what any of this is about? Funomena’s latest effort is an action game. Sort of.
It’s more of a befriending sim with a lot of adorable, enthusiastic characters.
You start out as Wattam, the green cube bloke, who’s lonely. He then discovers a couple of rocks and makes friends with them.
He also finds out he can doff his cap and a present-encased bomb erupts blasting everyone around him into the air.
The characters find all of that great fun and it turns into Wattam’s method of making new friends with the likes of fruit, sprouts, and hunks of meat—by blowing them up.
Keita Takahashi’s desire for Wattam is to prove that “ordinary” life is great.
Which is very Japanese and in keeping with the Buddhist philosophies coming to define the Professional Moron way of things—minimalism, equality etc.
It’s also rather life-affirming, with lots of character hand-holding, plus all sorts of individuals getting on famously.
Regardless of their shapes or being—take note, world.
The emphasis is very much on silly fun. Funomena classifies Wattam as, “the ultimate goof-around simulation.”
As there isn’t really a purpose, as such, more just an opportunity to lark about. In this game, nothing really makes sense.
The absurdity factor is totally off the scale. And that’s lovely.
Keita Takahashi says the project really took it out of the dev team, but the end result is more than worth it.
It’s very much a surprise addition to the gaming world, right at the end of 2019 landing in this surreal romp along.
It’s available on the PS4 and PC and is obviously going to be great for kids. But adults can also get a lot from this. Just simply because it’s so weird.
What can we add? Well, if you like the look of the clips above then this may well appeal to you. If you have kids, they’ll love it.
If you’ve had a crap day, put this on and you’ll enter a bizarre world where everyone loves getting along. Now that really is something to revel in.
And you want me to play with Mario. Wtf?
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You have to buy a Switch for Mario Kart 8 so ignore that. If you have a smartphone, Alto’s Odyssey will do instead. Or Monument Valley. The latter is very artistic. Either will cost about $5.
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I have an iPhone… 5 bucks ! Do I look like I’m living in Mar A Lago?
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Mar A Logo? Dunno. But my iPhone is about to break it seems. So I’m getting a… dunno. Not another Apple I think. Wanna steal something new.
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I had a Samsung that was pretty nice.
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I don’t want something “pretty nice”, I EXPECT something “PRETTY AMAZING”! I demand only the very best. I’m English, after all.
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Then I suggest a Tracphone.
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Balls to that, I’m trying out telepathy.
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let me know how that works out.
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Not well, so far.
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thats Disappointing, how about pen and paper.
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What is pen and paper? You Americans and your fancy technology.
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Yes, we’re quite amazing 😉
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May I remind you England is the greatest country in the world? We’re clearly 1,000 times better than New York alone.
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I forgot about that, at least 1000 times better, will the entire country of England even fit into New York? Put down the tomatoes.
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No, but England will fit into Trump’s wig. Such is the toupe’s vastness and capacity for vacuity. Innit.
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