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Tag: Survival

Star Trek the original series
February 28, 2023February 23, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “Live long and prosper” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Darkwood the survival horror indie game
January 1, 2023December 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Darkwood: Don’t Go Down to the Bloody Woods Today

Thirteen Lives Ron Howard's 2022 film
December 28, 2022December 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Thirteen Lives: Excellent True to Life Survival Drama

Signalis the indie game
November 27, 2022November 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Signalis: Spooky Survival Horror With Many, Many Keys

I Had to Survive: How a Plane Crash in the Andes Inspired My Calling to Save Lives by Dr Roberto Canessa
October 15, 2022October 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

I Had to Survive by Dr. Roberto Canessa

September 14, 2022September 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Wings of Hope: Juliane Koepcke’s Remarkable Ordeal & Survival

Frozen the 2010 survival horror film
June 1, 2022June 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Frozen (2010) the Survival Horror Film (and not the Disney flick)

The Grey with Liam Neeson
December 15, 2021December 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Grey: Brutal Philosophical Survival Romp With Wolves

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A wolf staring intensely
July 13, 2021July 14, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Dunces With Wolves: Reality TV Show With Lower Intelligence

Cliffhanger the 1993 Stallone film
June 30, 2021June 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cliffhanger: Stallone’s Film About Climbing a Rock

Subnautica
November 8, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Subnautica: Beautiful Water-Based Survival Romp

All is Lost starring Robert Redford.
September 16, 2020September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

All is Lost: Gem of a Survival Drama With Robert Redford

Forager
July 19, 2020July 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Forager: Cute Survival Sim That Gets Complex Fast

47 Meters Down Uncaged
April 22, 2020March 24, 2021Mr. Wapojif

47 Metres Down: Uncaged—Deeper Into the Stupidity

ZombiU for the Wii U
March 29, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

ZombiU: Scary Zombie Survival Horror on the Wii U

Frostpunk
February 16, 2020April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Frostpunk: Snow & Survival in Intense Strategy Sim

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Stranded - I've come from a plane that crashed on the mountains
October 10, 2018April 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stranded: I’ve come from a plane that crashed on the mountains

Marshmallows
August 1, 2016August 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

May 3, 2013May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

How To Survive 4 Really Dangerous Threats No One Ever Told You About.

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