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Tag: Sweets

The History of Candyfloss
September 2, 2022September 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Candy Floss (aka cotton candy) ☁️🍭

A box of Maltesers
March 25, 2022March 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

Liquorice Allsorts packet
March 18, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Liquorice Allsorts: Super Sweets That Define Childhoods

A bag of Bassetts Jelly Babies
February 4, 2022February 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Babies: Squishy Sweets That Resemble Obese Sprogs

An assortment of Jaffa Cakes
November 12, 2021November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!

Lemon Migraine Pie
July 13, 2017July 8, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

Bonbon Fire Night
November 2, 2016November 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!

Marshmallows
August 1, 2016August 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

A bunch of sweet potatoes
September 5, 2012July 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

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