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Tag: toilet

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020December 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

A pile of toilet paper
June 2, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bog Roll: How is it Made?

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019June 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

The Handwash Toilet
July 27, 2017July 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)

Toilet Cloner
June 19, 2017June 20, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

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