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Tag: Animals

A Norwegian lemming emerging from a rock
December 31, 2020January 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Norwegian Lemmings: About These Little Lunatics

A Bearded Reedling - panurus biarmicus
December 17, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Bearded Reedling: Yet Another Awesome Feathered Friend

A cockatoo
September 27, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cockatoos: Quirky Sorts With an Anarchic Streak

Peacock and its feathers
July 1, 2019June 30, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze

Space Station Silicon Valley on the N64
June 30, 2019April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Space Station Silicon Valley: Sci-Fi Oddity For the N64

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Japanese dwarf flying squirrel
February 22, 2019August 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel: The Cutest Rodent on Earth?

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019March 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

Kererū pigeon beak
October 21, 2018January 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018

Pigeon
September 30, 2018July 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Rollin' Wild
September 5, 2018September 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Rollin’ Wild: Ballooned 3D Super Animals Are Fun

Cat Cafe Manchester
August 8, 2018March 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cat Café Manchester: Cats, Tea, Cake, Cats, and Cats

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

Tiger
February 12, 2018February 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

A bull
November 30, 2017November 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

A bull
November 29, 2017November 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

A bull
November 28, 2017November 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Doorbull (a bull who replaces your doorbell)

Steve the Hamster
October 31, 2017October 29, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: 2017 Progress & KPI Report

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

In Praise of Owls
June 20, 2017June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

Cat got your dung
December 5, 2016June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?

Steve the Hamster
November 25, 2016November 25, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment

Bats and sports bats
August 25, 2016September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016August 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

The cat flop
July 12, 2016July 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop

The Cove documentary
July 3, 2016January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Cove: Celebrated Documentary which Took on the World

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016May 19, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016May 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

Rubber ducks history
April 28, 2016April 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Did Rubber Ducks Evolve From Ducks?

Hamster history
April 22, 2016April 22, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Aren’t Hamsters Extinct?

Horse fish
April 18, 2016April 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Scorpions anger issues
April 15, 2016April 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why are scorpions so bloody angry?

Stupid sheep
April 8, 2016April 8, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: How Stupid Are Sheep? We Decided to Find Out!

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