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Tag: England

An old map of Manchester city centre in the UK
August 20, 2022August 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Old Footage of Manchester: The City Through the 20th Century

November 27, 2021November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Podcast Episode #6: Notes on Remembrance & Poppies

A pork pie
October 28, 2021October 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Pork Pie: The Legendary Hot or Cold Meat Pie

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

MoroniCast podcast logo
July 10, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

HP Sauce next to Big Ben in London
June 25, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 1, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #1: Notes on Talking Northern British

Scones with crème fraîche and jam on top
April 23, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing

A roast dinner with beef, gravy, roast potatoes, veg, and a Yorkshire pudding
April 15, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sunday Roast Dinner: It Doesn’t Get More British Than This!

April 2, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Hotpot: Hearty Dish Puts Hair on Your Eyebrows

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend
November 7, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend

Toad in the Hole recipe
November 6, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Toad in the Hole: No Toads Or Holes Are Involved

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020April 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Guide to Landing Biccies in Brews

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh
March 14, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

Mobike
January 20, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

God Save the Queen - Monarchy and the Truth About the Windsors by Johann Hari
October 19, 2019September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

God Save the Queen? By Johann Hari

Crippled by Dr. Frances Ryan
August 17, 2019July 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Crippled by Dr. Frances Ryan

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

BBC Test Card F
May 13, 2019April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

BBC Test Card F: Explaining What the Hell That Thing Was

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
April 12, 2019April 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

The Favourite
March 20, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting

Manchester
December 5, 2018April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Music, & Rain

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Who I Am by Pete Townshend
September 8, 2018September 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Who I Am by Pete Townshend

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