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Tag: England

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May 1, 2021May 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #1: Notes on Talking Northern British

Scones with crème fraîche and jam on top
April 23, 2021April 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing

A roast dinner with beef, gravy, roast potatoes, veg, and a Yorkshire pudding
April 15, 2021April 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sunday Roast Dinner: It Doesn’t Get More British Than This!

April 2, 2021March 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Hotpot: Hearty Dish Puts Hair on Your Eyebrows

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend
November 7, 2020November 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾ by Sue Townsend

Toad in the Hole recipe
November 6, 2020November 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Toad in the Hole: No Toads Or Holes Are Involved

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020October 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020September 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020August 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020July 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020June 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Official Moronic Guide

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh
March 14, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

Mobike
January 20, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

Pitcairn Island
December 13, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pitcairn Island: Live the Dream in Paradise?

God Save the Queen - Monarchy and the Truth About the Windsors by Johann Hari
October 19, 2019March 3, 2020Mr. Wapojif

God Save the Queen? By Johann Hari

Crippled by Dr. Frances Ryan
August 17, 2019August 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Crippled by Dr. Frances Ryan

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

BBC Test Card F
May 13, 2019April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

BBC Test Card F: Explaining What the Hell That Thing Was

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
April 12, 2019April 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

The Favourite
March 20, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting

Manchester
December 5, 2018August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Concrete, Music, & Rain

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Who I Am by Pete Townshend
September 8, 2018September 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Who I Am by Pete Townshend

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

Obnoxious spaghetti
January 5, 2017December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016December 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

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