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Tag: England

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

BBC Test Card F
May 13, 2019May 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

BBC Test Card F: Explaining What the Hell That Thing Was

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
April 12, 2019April 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

The Favourite
March 20, 2019April 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting

Manchester
December 5, 2018April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Concrete, Music, & Rain

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018October 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Who I Am by Pete Townshend
September 8, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Who I Am by Pete Townshend

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

Obnoxious spaghetti
January 5, 2017December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016December 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Bonbon Fire Night
November 2, 2016November 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!

George Orwell - The Road to Wigan Pier
June 25, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Road to Wigan Pier by George Orwell

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

The Great Fire of London - Samuel Pepys
May 28, 2016January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Great Fire of London by Samuel Pepys

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016March 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Manchester Sinkhole
September 4, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Unusual Hobbies #1: Manchester Sinkhole Spotting!

Manchester
August 18, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sinkhole Special: Which Is Your Fave 40ft Hole In The Ground?

July 20, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

OMG! The Burger & Lobster Restaurant Is Coming To Manchester!

May 3, 2015May 3, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Royal Baby: Princess What’s-Her-Name

January 22, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

An Analysis Of Tinned Full English Breakfasts

December 30, 2014January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

News Stories of 2014: Englishman Scales Mount Everest In Only Bobble Hat and Pink Speedos!

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014January 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

July 17, 2014September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Polite Heatwaves

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

June 24, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

British Summer Explained For Everyone (Including British People)

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