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Tag: England

God Save the Queen - Monarchy and the Truth About the Windsors by Johann Hari
October 19, 2019October 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

God Save the Queen? By Johann Hari

Crippled by Dr. Frances Ryan
August 17, 2019August 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Crippled by Dr. Frances Ryan

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

BBC Test Card F
May 13, 2019May 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

BBC Test Card F: Explaining What the Hell That Thing Was

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
April 12, 2019April 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

The Favourite
March 20, 2019April 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Favourite: Subversive Royal Romp With Belting Acting

Manchester
December 5, 2018April 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Concrete, Music, & Rain

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018October 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Who I Am by Pete Townshend
September 8, 2018September 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Who I Am by Pete Townshend

In The Loop
February 28, 2018August 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In The Loop: Foul Mouthed Political Satire That Made Politics Cool

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Pavements and sidewalks - the difference
August 7, 2017August 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

Obnoxious spaghetti
January 5, 2017December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

Baked bean on toast
December 6, 2016December 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Baked Bean on Toast (for dieters)

Bonbon Fire Night
November 2, 2016November 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Event: Bonbon Fire Night – Now With More Agony!

George Orwell - The Road to Wigan Pier
June 25, 2016January 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Road to Wigan Pier by George Orwell

Brexit
June 24, 2016June 24, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Brexit: Britain Leaves EU to Escape Aliens & Expensive Sandwiches

The Great Fire of London - Samuel Pepys
May 28, 2016January 9, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Great Fire of London by Samuel Pepys

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016March 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

Manchester summer rain
November 10, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Summery Summary: Manchester’s Year of Rain!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Manchester Sinkhole
September 4, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Unusual Hobbies #1: Manchester Sinkhole Spotting!

Manchester
August 18, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Sinkhole Special: Which Is Your Fave 40ft Hole In The Ground?

July 20, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

OMG! The Burger & Lobster Restaurant Is Coming To Manchester!

May 3, 2015May 3, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Royal Baby: Princess What’s-Her-Name

January 22, 2015January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

An Analysis Of Tinned Full English Breakfasts

December 30, 2014January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

News Stories of 2014: Englishman Scales Mount Everest In Only Bobble Hat and Pink Speedos!

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014January 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

July 17, 2014September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Polite Heatwaves

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

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