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Tag: UK

Union Jack flag of England
May 22, 2019May 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The UN’s Damning Verdict on Tory-Driven Extreme Poverty in the UK

BBC Test Card F
May 13, 2019April 19, 2020Mr. Wapojif

BBC Test Card F: Explaining What the Hell That Thing Was

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

Spring in the UK
March 21, 2017March 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Sofa crisis leads to UK panic buying
February 6, 2017February 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

Obnoxious spaghetti
January 5, 2017December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Spaghetti Declared “Obnoxious” as UK Riots!

Manchester duck race
March 2, 2016April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Manchester Duck Race: All Hail Charity Fun With Ducks!

Manchester
August 18, 2015January 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Sinkhole Special: Your Favourite 40ft Hole In The Ground

Statue of Liberty
November 28, 2014January 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Statue Of Liability: Why Britain Needs This Thing

November 3, 2014May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Why Wasn’t Jack London From London?

January 18, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Have Fun With Snow

January 7, 2013January 7, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Beef Cuts Sound Like Hit Singles!

December 24, 2012December 24, 2012Mr. Wapojif

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