After our recent (as in, yesterday) review of Babe, we’re now riffing off the film’s most excellent and famous one liner.
No, it’s not big or clever. But then if you want that sort of thing, you’re on the wrong blog.
You’re on the right blog if you want us to consider variations on this pig-based film quote. Let’s consider this.
That’ll do pig
The lovely original in all it’s loveliness. Will that do, pig? Yes, it will.
That will do, pig
A bit more formal but, hey, the film is set in England after all. You have to be stuffy about some things. It’s the law!
That’ll do, twig
Erm… Hoggett, it’s a pig. Right? No sticks or twigs are involved in the production of that film quote. Fool!
That’ll do, swig
What? You’ve won the competition and now you’re taking a hit of moonshine? You foolish man, sir!
That’ll poo, pig
Just… yeah. Nicely done, sir. You got a funny word in there. Lol.
That’ll do, Iggy Pop
Slightly different type of film had he starred in it, but, we guess, if you’ve got a Lust For Life then why not?
That’ll do, Florida strangler fig
Whatever the heck that is. We believe it’s a plant. Not Robert Plant, Led Zeppelin’s singer, but just a plant.
That’ll do, jig
Sure. Can pigs jig? We guess so. Nothing wrong with a jigging piggy. Reminds us of the excellence that is Coincidance!
Combat will do, pig
What, armed combat? We’re not sure little Babe would be overly ferocious. We guess if you stick a bazooka on anything it becomes a menace.
A bowler hat will do, pig
Sure, Babe would look ace in a bowler hat! Daaaw.
That’ll coo, pig
Pigs don’t coo, James Cromwell, they oink. Get your facts right!
Indeed, sir. Indeed. Although you can say “coo” if it makes you feel better. We’re open to such opportunities here at Professional Moron.
That’ll accrue, pig
What’ll accrue? Annual leave? Typically, holiday days will accrue over the course of four quarters, pertaining to a business’ policy and nature of employment contracts.
That’ll *achoo*, pig
Jesus… not got coronavirus have you, farmer Hoggett? Isolation time for you, dipshit!
That’ll unscrew, pig
What’ll unscrew? Hoggett… specifics needed here, given the context. Think, man!
That’ll bugaboo, pig
As much as we like the noun “bugaboo”, Hoggett, we think you should just bugger off.
That’ll spew, pig
What? Hoggett you’ve won this whole competition and you’re indicating you’re going to hurl? Just… keep it off your fetching pants.
That’ll do, offshore rig
It’s… it’s a pig, Hoggett. Nothing to do with oil drilling. This has nothing to do with 1998 Michael Bay blockbuster Armageddon. This is just a pig in a sheepherding competition!
That’ll do, wig
Well, farmer Hoggert is wearing a wig there. You can’t fool anyone, mate. That’s a wig! And with this line, he’d really place all praise on his wig for saving the day. Nice.