Not that we’re getting too bah humbug on you all here, but we do want to jab fun at some Christmas carols ahead of the of the season to be jolly.

Namely by adding “clogged toilet” into the titles of popular belters. As previously we’ve done Christmas carols ruined by athlete’s foot.

Okay, it isn’t big and it isn’t clever. It’s silly, yes, but that’s what this blog is all about so put your woke mob sensibilities to one side and enjoy (or at rage quit the site in a huff).

Christmas Carols and Clogged Toilets

The thing with Christmas carols is they are pretty nice to listen to. We’re not religious, but we can dig these banging tunes. Especially when we take the puerile route and warp them to meet our devious intentions.

O Holy Clogged Toilet

Some would say we’re trivialising Christmas with such a song. What we’re saying is we’re too immature to understand what that even means.

Silent Clogged Toilet Night

Yes, that would be quite a silent night we suppose. As the unlucky homeowner attempted to unclog the thing. Best of luck with that.

In the Bleak Clogged Toilet

It does get pretty bleak in any toilet, to be honest, but any toilet’s career hits rock bottom the moment it’s clogged.

Hark! The Clogged Toilet Angels Sing

Believe it or note, there are Toilet Angels. These beautiful, magnificent beings bless bogs and keep them merry and gay in the face of horrific clogging onslaughts.

O Come All Ye Faithful Clogged Toilets

This is the type of Christmas carol we can get behind! It’s welcoming! Most people loathe a clogged toilet and that’s really quite appalling discrimination. This song? The exact opposite! Congrats on its WOKE MOB mentality.

O Little Clogged Toilet of Bethlehem

This is why there shouldn’t be small toilets. You need big ones to ensure the Christmas spirit stays intact.

Joy to the Clogged Toilet

Joy indeed to the toilets of the land this Christmas! They’ll need it. Lots of drunk Brits are ahead to make things less than joyful. Full stiff upper lip will be required by many a bathroom.

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Yes. We can hear the sound of toilets clogging this Christmas as everyone overindulges on food.

Jesus Christ the Clogged Toilet

This is a common exclamation: “Jesus Christ, the clogged toilet!” You can understand the frustration of anyone yelling that. Homeowners. Housewives. Plumbers. Merry Christ to you all!

And finally…

Ding Dong! Merrily on Clogged Toilet

What a classic this one is! You just imagine the JOY on the faeces… sorry, faces of anyone you sing this number at. Either that or they’ll threaten to call the cops on you or set their guard dog loose.