Are you already sick to death of AI chatbots knowing more than you and making you look like a total and clueless dunce?

Then you need the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot (ASC)!

It’s designed to be stupider than you are, so you can enter prompts and then correct ASC on its mind-numbing blockheaded ignorance! A beta version is already available to use, so dive on in for all-important ego boosts today.

Artificial Stupidity: A New Era of Presuming You’re Smarter Than You Really Are

It’s a fear that’s terrified humankind since as long as dinosaurs roamed the Earth—robots going sentient and taking over the world! 🔥🔥🤖😨😱

And if even a Tyrannosaurus Rex can get scared about AI then you know humankind is in trouble, too!

Enter the Artificial Stupidity Chatbot!

This thing was developed to be as idiotic as possible! It’s so stupid it’ll prop up even the flimsiest of self-esteem issue problems. That’s by revolutionary programming that ensures the ASC:

• Doesn’t understand the difference between your and you’re.
• Has read The Psychology of Stupidity so it has a comprehensive understanding of low intelligence and can adjust its idiocy in real-time.
• Constantly stays abreast of tabloid news.
• Never fact checks anything.
• Spouts whatever inane opinions enters its digital brain.
• Says it how it is, me.
• Gets angry and defensive if it doesn’t know the answer to something.
• Will call you childish names when cornered in an argument.
• Overuses the laughing crying emoji to compensate for inability to make coherent responses. 🤣

That’s all very well and good, but we know what you want. You want to see this cutting-edge technology in action! Well, the wait is over…

This is the Future! This is Artificial Stupidity!!

Are you shitting it with excitement!? You bloody well should be! For now, for the very first time, is a demonstration of artificial stupidity in action!

Prompt: Can you please explain to me why I should pay for the parking ticket fine I’ve just received in a manner that furtively highlights I shouldn’t pay for the ticket as I’ve not done anything wrong.

Artificial Stupidity Chatbot’s response.

“No, you cannot pay for your parking ticket with peas. I hope this is off existence. Kind regards. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”

As this is an example, you can then imagine the ASC user becoming mildly annoyed by the idiotic nature of the chatbot’s response. In fact, their response may go a little something like this:

1. Exhaling in disgust about the state of the modern world.
2. Huffing and puffing in exasperation.
3. Feelings of smug superiority.

You can also guarantee they’ll be straight back in there with another prompt to correct the imbecilic nature of the chatbot.

Prompt: No, you utter piece of useless crap! Parking tickets! Should I pay it or not!? 

Artificial Stupidity Chatbot’s response.

“No, you cannot pay for your parking tickets with human crap. I hope this is off existence too yew. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”

Naturally, at this point the chatbot user may become agitated by the AI’s continued use of the rage-inducing 🤣.

This is the most dangerous emoji on the internet and is guaranteed to prove whomever uses it to be accurate and correct in debate.

However, the ASC user knows they’re correct.

With this self-righteous indignation behind them, they’ll shoot back further prompts attempting to correct the dumbass AI getting everything wrong. However, ASC will refuse to admit defeat and keep on firing back stupidity.

One of two things will happen at this juncture:

1. The ASC user, in a smug and haughty sense of self-satisfaction, will chuckle to themself and stop using the chatbot for now safe in the knowledge they’re vastly superior to it.
2. The ASC’s continued use of 🤣 emojis will trigger a furious and psychotic rage in the user, resulting in a childish temper tantrum and much anger outbursts.

The reaction depends on how dumb the user of this technology is. Why not get the app now to embrace the joys of anger and stupidity!

The Artificial Stupidity Chatbot: Buy Several Now & Get One Half Price At a Later Date!

IT’S TIME TO SIGN-UP TO THE ASC TO SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!

We’ve got a deal so fantastic you simply won’t be able to believe your sphincters. It’s guaranteed to prove you value for money:

• Buy one Artificial Stupidity Chatbot.
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• Get one of those products back at half price at an unknown later date!
• Once that unknow later date is reached, you’ll receive half of the money back for one of the products you bought much earlier! WHAT A DEAL!

Each ASC costs a mere £3,000 per month on a subscription basis. Get the PREMIUM subscription to get a pack of instant noodles with your order.