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Tag: Technology

Tractor in action on a field
6 days ago March 19, 2019March 19, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

Digger T Rock on the NES
February 24, 2019February 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Digger T. Rock: Our Long Lost Childhood Memory NES Game

The Legend of Zelda soundtrack
February 10, 2019February 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

An Ode to Video Game Music

Mario NES Mushroom
February 10, 2019February 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

An Ode to Video Game Sound Effects

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019January 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

Rive - Ultimate Edition
December 30, 2018December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Rive: Ultimate Edition – Tough Shooter With American Accent

Digitiser the Show
November 14, 2018January 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser the Show: Celebrate Retro Gaming With Mr. Biffo! NOW!

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

September 20, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018September 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Portal 2
September 9, 2018March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Portal 2: Valve’s Teleportation Puzzle FPS Masterpiece

Michael Schumacher driving a broken Ferrari at Spa in 1998
August 10, 2018January 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

F1 – Spa 1998: 20 Years On From The Race Of All Races

Golden Axe
August 5, 2018August 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Golden Axe: Sega’s Fantastical Button Masher Remembered

Peas
July 27, 2018July 22, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

Recording studio
May 22, 2018May 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

What Happens to a Song When it Fades Out?

Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
March 11, 2018March 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Turok Dinosaur Hunter: Fogtastic FPS Dino Romp With Dinos

Super Mario Bros. 2
February 4, 2018December 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 2: Fondly Remembering This Odd One

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017December 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

Super Mario
November 26, 2017February 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The 10 Best Super Mario Games OF ALL TIME!

November 19, 2017November 19, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Doom: Ultra-Violent Shooty Boom Ratta Tatt Tatt on Switch

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

The Battle Axe
November 15, 2017November 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Wine Bottle Axe (for wine and axe enthusiasts!)

Floppy disk
November 10, 2017November 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Floppy Desks (made from floppy disks)

A skyscraper
November 3, 2017November 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)

Axiom Verge
October 6, 2017October 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Axiom Verge & Stardew Valley Hit The Nintendo Switch!

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017October 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

SNES Nintendo Classic Mini
September 30, 2017March 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

SNES Classic Mini: It’s Here and it’s SUPER!

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

The Fire Alarm Belt
September 14, 2017September 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

Is my husband a robot?
September 7, 2017January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

Goldeney N64 20th Anniversary
August 23, 2017December 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007: 20th Anniversary for the Legendary N64 Classic

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017July 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017July 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

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