The sitcom Friends from the 1990s remains popular due to it being fun and entertaining. However, we’re here today proposing a reboot called Fronds—a fern-based remake with lots and lots of greenery.

In this high budget, high production value show we’re proposing, episodes would sway in the wind (much like fronds in a breeze) whilst tackling important life matters such as being watered and kept in the sunlight. Trust us, this one would win many Emmy awards.

Relatable Sitcom Greenery in Fronds

Much like Friends, Fronds follows the lives of six lovable planty-somethings in the forest just trying to make it as grown plants. Let’s take a tour of this sitcom, starting with the pot plants you’ll grow to know and love.

Episodes focus on the day-to-day lives of these plants as they attempt to make it in life. Standard scenarios, with much hilarity ensured, involve:

• Finding an affordable pot plan to live in
• Scaling the corporate tree
• Getting a promotion
• Dating, marriage, and spawning
• Getting watered daily

Most importantly, you get to know and love the cast of lovable lovelies. Thus, let’s introduce them here now so you can earmark your favourite fern to adore and worship.

Meet the Very Well Watered Fronds Cast

No big name actors in this show! Just 100% authentic greenery, no plastic alternatives. It’s a great cast, let’s introduce them in order of who’s watered the most.

Fross

The hopeless romantic who keeps getting divorced, Fross is a geeky fern who works at a gardening centre. He later beings a relationship with Frondchel, but after Fross is sprayed with insecticides he becomes infertile and their relationship ends in bitter acrimony.

Fronica

Fronica is the neurotic Fronds frond and the brother of Fross. She is highly OCD and works as a plant model in a local gardening centre. One day, she dreams of marrying Brad Pitt. But she can’t. As she’s a frond.

Froey

The loveable moron of the plants, Froey is a struggling plant who can’t hold down a job. He makes up for it with bags of charisma, but this, too, is removed when he’s sprayed with pesticides.

Chandlefrond

Socially awkward but skilled at work, Chandlefrond is easy to love… and easy to HATE! He eventually falls out with the other Fronds as he proclaims himself to be the world’s foremost Jedi Master and converts to Scientology.

Frondchel

Frondchel is from a wealthy family and is a good looking plant. She strikes up a relationship with Fross, but decides to ditch him in favour of Brad Pitt, whom picks her up at a local gardening centre, keeps the fern in his living room, and waters the plant daily.

Frondbe

An eccentric hippy fern with a pet frog called Dave. Frondbe likes lighting incense sticks and rambling incoherently about the transmundane. The “quirky one” of the group, Frondbe is also active on the greenery dating scene and wows fronds with her flowing long green locks of feathery fronds.

⚠️ NEWS FLASH! Pre-Production Drought ⚠️

Sadly, just before the pilot episode was about to go into pre-production, a local drought killed off all of the cast members and all of their potential replacements.

Sadly, this means Fronds won’t be hitting your TV screens any time soon and that you, too, may die of thirst in the not too distant future. Stay hydrated!