A yellow blob with a vacant expression

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Satire & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, & Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Epic Music
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • The Story of the Fake Band
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About

Tag: gardening

Should Rhododendrons be illegal at work?
July 12, 2022July 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub

Dangerous Mary's Horrifying Gardening Co.
February 15, 2022February 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dangerous Mary’s Horrifying Gardening Co. [Sponsored Post]

Sid's Shed Slaying Service
February 10, 2022February 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sid’s Shed Slaying Service [Sponsored Post]

A shed in the countryside
February 8, 2022February 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Classic Books Improved By Adding “Shed” into the Title

A pretty garden shed in a nice neighbourhood
February 7, 2022February 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can a shed REALLY save our marriage!?”

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey
June 22, 2019August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey

Lawnmower
September 3, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

Join 3,205 other subscribers
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • YouTube

Support the Stupidity

Professional Moron patron icon

Need Something?

Our Most Excellent Posts

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Moronation Street
Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History
The 100 Best Indie Games of All Time (2023 Guide)
Tetris: Biographical Thriller is All About the Tetrominoes
The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994
Waterfall: The Stone Roses' Masterpiece Track
The 50 Best Modern 2D Platformers (2023 Guide)
The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness
Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?
Dastardly & Muttley in Their Flying Machines: Catch the Pigeon!

Twits on Twitter

My Tweets
Homemade pizza, yo! 🍕 Punched some dough up a notch. Punched it up good! 🤜 🥊 #homemadepizza #homemadepizza🍕 #pizzalover #pizzatime #pizza #foodporn #pizzaforever #pizza🍕 #pizza🍕🍕🍕 New hamster! 🐹 No name yet (possibly Fiddlesticks the Destroyer) but she’s a cool dudette. #hamstergram #hamster #hamsterlove #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #hamsters #hamstersofinstagram #hamstersofig #hamstersofinsta #hamsterworld My experience this morning! Cows! (or bullocks, whatever it is) 🐮 🐄 #cows #bullocks #cutecow #cutecows #cutecowsofinstagram #countrysidelife #morningvibes #morningwalks #Rivington Chillout corner 🌳🌲🌳 #countrylife #countryside #windy #treestreestrees #leaves🍁 #chilloutplanet #chillout #summervibes I’m hamster hunting for the New One 🐹 Russian dwarf hamsters are very cute, but rather nippy beasts. Still fun to watch. #hamsters #hamstergram #hamsterlove #hamsterlife #hamsterlover #hamsterdaily Cows! 🐮🐄 #cows #moo #cowsgomoo #moocow #moocows #cowsofinstagram #cowstagram #cowscowscows

Complete PM History

Totally Translatable

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2023. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com
  • Follow Following
    • Professional Moron
      • Join 3,205 other followers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Professional Moron
    • Customize
    • Follow Following
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
Cookies & Privacy: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use. To find out more, including how to control cookies, click here: Cookie Policy