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There is no blog post today

There is no blog post today

Readers of Professional Moron—today, there is no blog post.

This isn’t an apology post, dubious marketing campaign to sell you something, or revelation about the editor Mr. Wapojif. It is simply a blog post to highlight that there is no blog post at all today (25/07/2025).

There are many reasons as to why there is no blog post today, which we’ll explore in the rest of this blog post further below.

Reasons For There Being No Blog Post Today Explained in Today’s Blog Post

There are many reasons why there is no blog post today. These are:

  1. Lack of ideas and inspiration
  2. The amount of time it’d take to type out today’s post
    1. Writing takes ages, why do you expect us to have the time to write this post today?
  3. Editing and proofreading… we can’t be bothered with that
  4. Original content? No, couldn’t think of anything.
  5. Technical issues (this is a lie, but one we’re using anyway)
  6. Lack of time in general
  7. No content calendar
  8. Inability to wing it one on this day
  9. Changing our focus on quality over quantity by producing nothing at all to align our content goals with neither
  10. Alien abduction hindering our creative capacity
  11. Lack of motivation (due to alien abduction)
  12. Not wanting to use AI
  13. Delays due to needing to have a cup of tea
  14. Our pet cat Susan kept standing on the keyboard

All of the above reasons, along with various others, are why there is no post today. We know this will leave you:

  • Angry
  • Enraged
  • Furious
  • Vengeful

Some of you may even be relieved to have a break from the daily posting model Professional Moron employs. If you are one of those people, you SOD OFF and take your entitled whining somewhere else.

For those of you not in that limited sect of readers, you can direct your ire at the below Furious Form.

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