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Category: Food and Drink

Tesco's Birthday Cake Sandwich
August 9, 2025August 20, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Tesco’s Birthday Cake Sandwich! 🥪🍰

The story of Boullion Chartier the Parisian restaurant
May 10, 2025May 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrating Paris’ Iconic Chartier Establishments🥖🇫🇷

The Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973
April 25, 2025April 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on the Great Michigan Pizza Funeral of 1973 🍕

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

ISO 3103 standard for brewing tea
January 31, 2025January 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

ISO 3103: The Scientific Standard for Brewing Tea ☕🍵

Rainbow carrots are woke
November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NEWS FLASH: WOKE Rainbow Carrots a DEADLY Threat 🌈🥕

Ultra-Processed People book by Chris van Tulleken
June 1, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken 🍔🍟🍪

The history of moules et frites
September 5, 2023September 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Moules et frites 🍲🍟

A brief history of Jiaozi
August 18, 2023August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Jiaozi (餃子) 🇨🇳

The History of Pitta Bread
July 28, 2023July 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pitta Bread

A brief history of chopsticks
July 7, 2023July 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Chopsticks🥢

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Mozzarella History
April 28, 2023April 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Mozzarella

A brief history of noodles
April 14, 2023July 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Noodles 🍜

A brief history of frog legs
March 31, 2023March 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

A History of Mochi
February 24, 2023February 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mochi (餅): Kawaii Japanese Rice Cakes

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

The History of Candyfloss
September 2, 2022September 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Candy Floss (aka cotton candy) ☁️🍭

Lemon history with many lemons
August 26, 2022August 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Lemons 🍋

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
August 12, 2022August 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

The History of Pizza
July 1, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

The history of houmous
June 24, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

The History of Burgers
June 3, 2022March 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Greasy History of Burgers (and some other patty facts) 🍔

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Flake Chocolate bar
May 13, 2022May 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flake Chocolate Bar: The Folded Milk Chocolate Oppulence Thing

Pink wafer biscuits
April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Pink Wafer Biscuits are the Lightweight Flamboyant Biccies

Welsh seaweed Laverbread with toast on a plate
April 14, 2022April 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laverbread: Historic Welsh Seaweed Bread is Gwych!

Jammie Dodgers biscuits pack
April 8, 2022April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jammie Dodgers are Tasty Biscuits With a Jam Filling

Cullen Skink soup by Baxters
April 1, 2022April 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Cullen Skink: Scotland’s Best EVER Soup Dish is Och!

A box of Maltesers
March 25, 2022March 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

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