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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

An F1 driver swearing in the car
December 4, 2024December 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Swearing in F1 and the Case of the FIA 🤬🏎️🤬

Husband's running addiction is dangerous
December 3, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband’s running addiction DANGEROUS!? 🚨☢️

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
December 2, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE 🚨🔔⚠️☢️🛑

Donkey Kong Land 2 on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land 2: More Bananas in Game Boy DKC Romp 🍌🍌

Donkey Kong Land on the Game Boy
December 1, 2024December 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Donkey Kong Land: DKC Stuffed Onto the Game Boy 🍌

Donkey Kong Country podcast
November 30, 2024December 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #21: Donkey Kong Country 30th Anniversary 🕹️🎄

Santa's empathy exorcism
November 29, 2024December 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa’s Empathy Exorcism 🎅

John's Cannonball Food Deliveries
November 28, 2024November 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

John’s Cannonball Food Deliveries 🍛💣 [Sponsored Post]

The Conversation 1974 Francis Ford Coppola film
November 27, 2024November 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Conversation: A Landmark Consideration on Privacy ☎️

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳

War and Please the novel
November 25, 2024November 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

War and Please: Great Books That Never Were 🪖

The Plucky Squire indie game
November 24, 2024November 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Plucky Squire: Charming On/Off Page Storybook Adventure 🧚‍♀️

ODDADA music indie game
November 24, 2024November 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

ODDADA: Funky Toybox Music Maker With Heart and Soul 🎼🎷

This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard
November 23, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

This is Caravaggio by Annabel Howard 👊🎨⚔️

Santa surfing a wave and being profane
November 22, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER 🏄🎅

The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence
November 21, 2024November 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The International Seesaw Committee of Excellence👨‍💼👩‍💼 [Sponsored Post]

The Holdovers bittersweet comedy drama
November 20, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Holdovers: Bittersweet Cult Classic Xmas Comedy Drama ❄️

An unhappy woman contemplating the complex dynamics of toothbrush usage in relationships
November 19, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend USES MY toothbrush…” 🪥

Rainbow carrots are woke
November 18, 2024November 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

NEWS FLASH: WOKE Rainbow Carrots a DEADLY Threat 🌈🥕

Mario Family sewing game on the Game Boy Color
November 17, 2024November 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Family: GBC Sewing Game With a Purpose (to sew) 🧵

Monkey Puncher on the Game Boy Color
November 17, 2024November 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Monkey Puncher: Bizarre GBC Romp With Boxing Primates🙉🥊

Mycenae by Barbara Hepworth
November 16, 2024November 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Tribute to Barbara Hepworth’s Striking Lithographs 🔴🟨⚫

Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears
November 13, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Everybody Wants to Rule the World – Tears for Fears’ Iconic Track 🌎

Finding Solitude and Serenity in Video Games
November 10, 2024November 10, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Finding Solitude and Serenity in Video Games

Cats in Art - From Prehistoric to Neo-Pop Masterpieces by Alix Paré
November 9, 2024November 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Cats in Art by Alix Paré 🐱

The horror of ghosting in online dating
November 5, 2024November 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do women GHOST me on dating apps?!” 👻

The Age of Incense
November 4, 2024November 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Age of Incense: Great Books That Never Were 🕯️

SCHiM the indie game
November 3, 2024November 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

SCHiM: Frog-Based Relaxing Shadow Hopping Romp 🐸

The Spirit and the Mouse indie game
November 3, 2024November 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Spirit & the Mouse: Charming Puzzles and Fairy Tales 👻🐭

Santa Claus and a dog barking woof
November 2, 2024November 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Stray Dog and the Teddy Bears 🐕🧸🎅

MaXXXine the film with Mia Goth
October 30, 2024October 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MaXXXine: Divisive Closer for the X Trilogy 📼🛼📺☎️💿💾

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

We love video game water levels
October 27, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Why We Love Video Game Water Levels 🌊🪼

Zorya album by Floex
October 26, 2024October 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Zorya by Floex – More Ambient Music Excellence 🎧

Business haiku for working life
October 25, 2024October 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Employment and Working Life Special 🧑‍💼🏢

Butter wine for the sophisticated oenophile
October 24, 2024October 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Butter Wine: Now With Extra Butter 🧈🍷 [Sponsored Post]

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport
October 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of Japanese Public Transport 🇯🇵🚅🔇

Santa Gets a Haircut
October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa Gets a Haircut 🎅💈

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