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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Humanity the strategy indie game
June 8, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Humanity: Artful Lemmings-Like Puzzler With Many People 👯

A stunningly boring guide to using a computer mouse at work
June 7, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Using a Computer Mouse in the Office (Stunningly Boring Business Guide) 🖱️🐭🏢

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June 6, 2024June 8, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The Lice Girls album Lice Power
June 4, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lice Girls: Disastrous Pop Plagued by Lice-Based Hits 🪮🪰

The Dog Delusion book about dogs not existing
June 3, 2024June 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Dog Delusion: Great Books That Never Were 🐶

Hauntii the indie game
June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Hauntii: Magnificent & Macabre Haunting Adventure 👻

Labyrinth on the Playdate
June 2, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Labyrinth: Playdate’s Take on Classic Dungeon Crawlers ⚔️

Ultra-Processed People book by Chris van Tulleken
June 1, 2024June 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken 🍔🍟🍪

A berserk wife going on a flower arranging rampage
May 31, 2024May 31, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wife’s flower arranging crisis!” 🌸💮🌷🌼🌻

Angry Janet's Nail Bar full of angry customers
May 30, 2024May 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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May 29, 2024June 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #19: Why we Love Samurai Cop 💝🚓⚔️

A male employee sweating while working in a very hot office during the summer
May 28, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Summer at Work: How to Handle the Hot Months 😎🌞☀️

The Irregular Gardener book about a lazy gardening man
May 27, 2024May 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Irregular Gardener: Great Books That Never Were 🧑‍🌾

Chants of Sennaar the puzzle adventure indie game
May 26, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chants of Sennaar: Puzzles & Translation in Unique Adventure Romp⌛

Little Kitty, Big City the indie game with a cat
May 26, 2024May 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Little Kitty, Big City: Cute Cat Romp With Meow Button 🐈‍⬛🏙️

Fools Gold by The Stone Roses featuring John Squire's dolphin artwork
May 25, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fools Gold: Iconic Stone Roses Track With Plenty of Funk 🥇

Notting Hill film from 1999
May 24, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Notting Hill: “I’m just a girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza! 💖

The Crisps Whisperer man whispering at a bag of crisps
May 23, 2024May 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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The Vengeful Hedgehog out for revenge
May 22, 2024May 23, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #14: The Vengeful Hedgehog 🦔

The Doorbells debut album called Ring-a-Ding-Ding
May 21, 2024May 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Doorbells: Twee Madchester Band That Inspired Hatred 🔔

An angry husband slamming a door shut as his wife tries to block out the noise
May 20, 2024May 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband keeps slamming doors shut!” 🚪

Animal Well the Metroidvania game
May 19, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Well: Metroidvania Masterpiece & GOTY Contender 🦔

Supraland Six Inches Under
May 19, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Supraland: Six Inches Under is a Brilliant Puzzler 🤠

A City on Mars Can We Settle Space, Should We Settle Space, and Have We Really Thought This Through? By Kelly and Zach Weinersmith
May 18, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

A City On Mars by Kelly and Zach Weinersmith 🚀

Bad breath at work with an employee wearing a face mask
May 17, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Breath at Work: How to Handle the Stench🦨😧

Dumb Bubble Gum
May 16, 2024May 14, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

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An egg in its shell
May 15, 2024May 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #13: Egg 🥚

Gullible Travels the book
May 14, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Gullible Travels: Great Books That Never Were 🌍

Baby's first word is brobdingnagian
May 13, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My baby’s first word was brobdingnagian… what does this mean?!” 👼

Couch potato of a husband in denial
May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a couch potato…” 🥔

Harold Halibut the adventure game
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Harold Halibut: Unique Underwater Stop-Motion Animation Jaunt 🐟

Lil Gator Game Logo
May 5, 2024May 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Lil Gator Game: Adorkable Adventure Romp Type Thing🐊

Dune: Part Two the 2024 film
May 4, 2024May 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Dune: Part Two is a Modern Sci-Fi Epic With Sand ⏳

The Big Sheep novel about a giant sheep
May 3, 2024May 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Big Sheep: Great Books That Never Were 🐑

The sneezing security guard
May 2, 2024May 2, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Sneezing Security Guard 🤧 [Sponsored Post]

Pearl the 2022 horror film
May 1, 2024April 30, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pearl: Excellent Psychological Horror With Dancing 🪓💃

A manager with a mullet in a corporate working environment
April 30, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mullets at Work: The Laws Regarding Hairdo Abominations

When a husband grows a terrible mullet it looks like this
April 29, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has grown a mullet…” 💈

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