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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Yooka-Laylee
December 20, 2020November 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Yooka-Laylee: Homage to ’90s Collectathons is Groovy

Onegai Monsters on the N64
December 20, 2020May 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Onegai Monster: Bottom Up’s Obscure N64 Romp

Stig of the Dump bu Clive King
December 19, 2020December 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

An eyeball of a man jealous of a couple kissing
December 18, 2020January 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is the jealous type!”

Shepherd's pie
December 17, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Shepherd’s Pie: No Shepherds Are in This Foodstuff

Lost in Translation
December 16, 2020December 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Konnichiwa! Let’s Visit Japan With Bill Murray

A detective examining some fingerprints
December 15, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Detective Moron: “Find out if my husband is having an affair!”

A cartoon snowman in the snow at Christmas
December 14, 2020December 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Statement: Christmas is Not on Track

Ucchannanchan no Honō no Challenger - Denryū Iraira Bō title screen
December 13, 2020December 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ucchannanchan no Honō no Challenger: Denryū Iraira Bō—The N64 Puzzle Game

Densha de Go! 64 game and box for the Nintendo 64
December 13, 2020December 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Densha de Go! 64: Do You Like Trains On Your N64?!

Other Minds The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey Smith
December 12, 2020August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Other Minds: The Octopus and the Evolution of Intelligent Life by Peter Godfrey-Smith

A boy with acne
December 11, 2020December 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How does one deal with acne?”

Le Pétomane (Joseph Pujol)
December 10, 2020December 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Le Pétomane: The Awesome Absurdity of France’s Top Flatulist

Trigger Happy TV
December 9, 2020December 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Trigger Happy TV: The Fast-Paced Hidden Camera Show

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

A toilet in a modern bathroom
December 7, 2020August 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps peeing on the toilet seat!”

Saikyō Habu Shōgi on the N64
December 6, 2020December 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Saikyō Habu Shōgi: Japanese Chess N64 Launch Title Romp

64 Trump Collection Alice - No Waku Waku Trump World on the N64
December 6, 2020December 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

64 Trump Collection: Alice no Waku Waku Trump World—Card Game on the N64

The Scourging Angel - The Black Death in the British Isles by Benedict Gummer
December 5, 2020August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Scourging Angel—The Black Death in the British Isles by Benedict Gummer

A man with a big bushy beard
December 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Growing a Beard: The Common Mistakes Men (and women) Make

Romain Grosjean driving the Haas. Davide Gennaro, Getty Images
December 3, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

A woman reading a book
December 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband can’t read and write!”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

The Alto Collection
November 29, 2020November 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Alto Collection: Addictive Endless Runner With Llamas

Him & Her the indie game
November 29, 2020November 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Him & Her: Cute & Simplistic Puzzler That’s a Challenge

A love heart in cartoon red
November 23, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I know if I’ve fallen in love?!”

Glover on the N64
November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Glover: Unique N64 Platformer With a Glove

Blues Brothers 2000 on the N64
November 22, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Blues Brothers 2000: Jazzy N64 Platformer Majigger

The Cheater's Guide to Love by Junot Díaz
November 21, 2020November 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheater’s Guide to Love by Junot Díaz

Santa just says ho
November 20, 2020March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s New Office!

Scottish icons, including haggis
November 19, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haggis: Scottish Dish Also in Earthworm Jim

The Automatic Moving Company
November 18, 2020November 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Automatic Moving Company: 1912 Stop-Motion Jaunt

Elvin Jones playing the drums
November 17, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Elvin Jones: Making the Jazz Drums Artistic & Cool

Kākāpō parrot
November 16, 2020November 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Kākāpō: New Zealand’s Bird of the Year 2020 (is also podgy)

Bastion
November 15, 2020February 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bastion: Stellar Indie Romp With Dynamic Narration

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy Color
November 15, 2020November 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Harvest Moon on the Game Boy: Farm Those Potatoes!

The Rotten Romans by Terry Deary
November 14, 2020November 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Horrible Histories Series by Terry Deary

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

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