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Tag: Baking

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

Death & Noodles funeral parlour
February 16, 2023February 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Death & Noodles Afterlife Bar [Sponsored Post]

Dr. Patrick's Potato Psychology Service Ltd.
October 13, 2022October 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Patrick’s Potato Psychology Service Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

The History of Candyfloss
September 2, 2022September 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Candy Floss (aka cotton candy) ☁️🍭

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022August 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
August 12, 2022August 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

The History of Pizza
July 1, 2022July 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Pink wafer biscuits
April 22, 2022April 22, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Pink Wafer Biscuits are the Lightweight Flamboyant Biccies

Jammie Dodgers biscuits pack
April 8, 2022April 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Jammie Dodgers are Tasty Biscuits With a Jam Filling

Garibaldi Biscuits
March 11, 2022March 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Garibaldi Biscuits: This Flies’ Graveyard is a Tasty Snack

McVitie's Hobnob biscuits
March 4, 2022February 28, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Hobnob Biscuit: Iconic Jumbo Oats Biscuit For Tough People

A Bourbon biscuit
February 11, 2022February 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bourbon Biscuits: The Tea Dunking Biscuit Powerhouse

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

Three pasties on a doily
May 14, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Pasty: British Baked Pastry is Very, Very British

Scones with crème fraîche and jam on top
April 23, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

A selection of crumpets
February 12, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Crumpets: Tasty Bread You Toast For a Super Snack

A selection of hot cross buns, one of which is on a yellow plate.
February 4, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Hot Cross Buns: One a Penny, Two a Penny Foodstuff

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

June 5, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Food: Zompie!

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