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Tag: bathing

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

A selection of blue and white towels
February 23, 2021February 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s bath towel always stinks!”

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

The Bath Tube
November 22, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Tube

The bath mutt
September 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bath Mutt (like a bath mat… but not)

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