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September 15, 2022September 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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Network - Still mad as hell
July 25, 2019August 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Network: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Dennis Pennis
March 26, 2019January 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults

The Truman Show
March 21, 2018September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Truman Show: Cheerfully Frightening Sci-Fi Satire Nears 20

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

Santa Claus Column
November 7, 2016November 7, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

The Tooth Fairy's tooth decay advice
May 30, 2016May 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Tooth Fairy Newsletter #3: Tooth Decay Special!

November 14, 2014November 14, 2014Mr. Wapojif

10 Celebrity Surnames Changed To Look Stupid!

December 11, 2013December 12, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?

May 15, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Approach Bono

November 19, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

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