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Tag: Celebrity

Network - Still mad as hell
July 25, 2019July 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Network: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Dennis Pennis
March 26, 2019July 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Dennis Pennis: The Celebrity Interviewer Ready With Insults

The Truman Show
March 21, 2018September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Truman Show: Cheerfully Frightening Sci-Fi Satire Nears 20

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

Santa Claus Column
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Exclusive Santa Newsletter: Santa’s the ONLY Santa in Town!

The Tooth Fairy's tooth decay advice
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EXCLUSIVE Tooth Fairy Newsletter #3: Tooth Decay Special!

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10 Celebrity Surnames Changed To Look Stupid!

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Are cats going to take over the world?!?!?

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