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Tag: Chat Up lines

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

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April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

How to chat up hot birds
January 19, 2017January 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m having problems chatting up hot birds!”

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November 12, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Understand Men: The Official Guide for Women

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