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Tag: Children

How kids can handle strict parents
July 28, 2025July 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Mummy and daddy are VERY STRICT what do I do!?” 😡

A child drawing on a wall which is just plain wrong
June 17, 2024June 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I stop my child drawing on walls?!” 🧱

When best friends steal baby names
August 22, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend stole my baby name!”

How to create children who aren't spoiled
August 2, 2022August 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with spoiled brats for kids?”

Laura's Lopsided Lemonade Stand
April 21, 2022April 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laura’s Lopsided Lemonade Stand [Sponsored Post]

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle
May 29, 2021May 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell
January 23, 2021March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Fantastic Dinosaur Adventure by Gerald Durrell

Stig of the Dump bu Clive King
December 19, 2020December 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

The Twits by Roald Dahl
July 13, 2019March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Proving that bus wheels are wrong from the nursery rhyme The Wheels on the Bus
November 16, 2014August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Wheels On The Bus Nursery Rhyme—A Savage Indictment

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