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Tag: Conversation

A boring man droning on and on about ale in a conversation
February 13, 2023February 13, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps droning on about ale (beer)!”

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Brain language scan
May 23, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)

The PrintErr
January 3, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

December 22, 2012May 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!

How to deal with small talk in a taxi
December 4, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How to Behave in a Taxi: The Banal Chitchat Guide

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