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Tag: Feet

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

A pair of horrible man's feet in some sandals.
February 15, 2021February 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Flip-Flops at Work: Should Your Business Tolerate Toes?

Human feet made out in the shape of rocks on a sandy beach
January 19, 2021January 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Greatest Human Foot in History?

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October 6, 2020October 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

Man feet in trainers
March 13, 2020March 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

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May 17, 2015June 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Join The Great Flip-Flop Fashion Debate!

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October 12, 2014November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

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