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A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019February 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Scarface
July 3, 2018June 30, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Scarface: “Say hello to my little friend!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Jac-Uzi
February 1, 2017February 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jac-Uzi (a Jacuzzi with guns)

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