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Tag: Healthy

Ryan's Ridiculous Ready Meals
1 week ago June 1, 2023June 1, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Ridiculous Ready Meals [Sponsored Post]

The perils of hiccupping at work
May 12, 2023May 12, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Hiccupping at Work: Guide to Involuntary Diaphragm Spasms

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Streets
May 6, 2023May 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Abbs

The History of the Tomato
May 5, 2023May 5, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of the Tomato 🍅

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

A brief history of noodles
April 14, 2023April 14, 2023Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Noodles 🍜

A brief history of frog legs
March 31, 2023March 31, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Frog Legs (cuisses de grenouille) 🐸

Pam's Purple Porridge
March 9, 2023March 7, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

The horrors of baked beans addiction
January 13, 2023January 10, 2023Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Am I addicted to baked beans?!”

Derek's Dangerous Doormats Ltd.
December 29, 2022December 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Derek’s Dangerous Doormats Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Super Size Me the 2004 documentary
September 21, 2022September 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Super Size Me: Docu About Why Eating Fast Food is Bad

Bwahahaha and the curse of Evil Laugh Syndrome
September 19, 2022September 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have Evil Laugh Syndrome!”

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

A batch of flapjacks (oat bars)
May 19, 2022May 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Flapjacks: Baked Cereal Bar is Rectangular and Golden

Some feet and ankles covered by socks
April 15, 2022April 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

Welsh seaweed Laverbread with toast on a plate
April 14, 2022April 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Laverbread: Historic Welsh Seaweed Bread is Gwych!

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

Some random restaurants next to neon lights
February 21, 2022February 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Random Restaurants: Food Things to Consider (rate my plate!)

MoroniCast podcast logo
July 10, 2021November 26, 2021Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

A woman juggling four balls in a mountainous region
May 8, 2021May 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The History of Juggling: Cascading Our Way Through Time

The History of Beans on Toast
April 30, 2021September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Beans on Toast: The Ultimate British Meal of Champions

A box of Weetabix
April 8, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions

Saveloy sausages on a plat with salad
March 19, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Saveloy: The Bright Red Chippy Sausage Thing

Greggs sausage rolls
February 26, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

Cucumber sandwich with white bread.
February 19, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cucumber Sandwiches: England’s Most Upper Class Foodstuff, I Say

A pile of broken wood, with possibilities to get splinters.
February 18, 2021February 13, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have a splinter… am I doomed?!”

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

An assortment of vegetables
November 30, 2020November 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Are vegetables good for you, really?”

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

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