Tag: Humour
Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Brass Eye: Clarky Cats, Cake, and Satire
Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”
Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special
Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!
Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age
Graham Chapman: Remembering the Monty Python Star
Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet
The Twits by Roald Dahl
50 Fun Friday Facts
P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans
Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry
15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title
Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness
Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner
The Timewaster Diaries by Robin Cooper
Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!
Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!
How to Name Your Baby (with help from Professional Moron!)
Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth
Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged
20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title
Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”
Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream
Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face
Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?
Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)
