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Tag: Humour

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

Red Dwarf
March 25, 2020March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Red Dwarf: Sci-Fi Sitcom Excellence, You Smeghead

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020March 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

People dancing to 1980s hit singles
February 28, 2020February 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Vote with hands reaching out to it
December 6, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Brass Eye
November 6, 2019November 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Brass Eye: Clarky Cats, Cake, and Satire

Interview
October 25, 2019October 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

Autumn
October 18, 2019October 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

Santa Claus model in the snow
October 14, 2019October 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Graham Chapman in Life of Brian
October 4, 2019October 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Graham Chapman: Remembering the Monty Python Star

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

The Twits by Roald Dahl
July 13, 2019March 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Moronic yellow
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

A slug
April 30, 2019April 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title

Never stop laughing
March 15, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

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