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Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
2 days ago September 23, 2022September 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Santa Claus looking terrified at a Death Bat
1 week ago September 16, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

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Tony's Tyrannical Toilets Ltd.
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Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
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Tumbleweed Tuna country music band
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A door with a door knock, ideal for knock, knock, ginger
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Knock, Knock, Ginger: The History of the Ding-Dong-Ditch Prank

Educating Rita the 1983 film
March 30, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Educating Rita: Class Wars in Charming British Comedy Thing

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Professional Moron 10th Anniversary
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Upper class people enjoying a luncheon
January 17, 2022January 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

10 Hit Singles Ruined By Making Them Upper Class

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
January 10, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
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Mad Maureen's Magnificent Mud Museum
December 28, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

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A Christmas card with joly messages on it
December 27, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day 2021 Report

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

Eddie Izzard in Glorious
August 18, 2021January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Glorious: Eddie Izzard’s Stand-Up Masterpiece

Name of the Year 2020 official bracket
July 19, 2021January 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Name of the Year Awards: Congrats to Mathdaniel Squirrel

A business working at a table with people writing and drinks nearby
March 29, 2021March 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

Red Dwarf
March 25, 2020March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Red Dwarf: Sci-Fi Sitcom Excellence, You Smeghead

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020April 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

People dancing to 1980s hit singles
February 28, 2020February 28, 2020Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

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