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December 1, 2022December 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
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Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

Bridesmaids the 2011 film
November 2, 2022November 2, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Bridesmaids: Amusing Modern Take on Chick Flicks (With Wiig)

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow and the opera Rabies
October 31, 2022October 31, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow: Classical Music (with rabies)

Sober Santa surrounded by many bottles of alcohol
October 21, 2022October 21, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Sobers Up With Geese

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes film
October 19, 2022October 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Many Parodies With Fruit & Veg

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
September 23, 2022September 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Santa Claus looking terrified at a Death Bat
September 16, 2022September 10, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat

A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

Tony's Tyrannical Toilets Ltd.
September 1, 2022September 1, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Tyrannical Toilets Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
July 21, 2022July 14, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]

PretenShush's album Meretricious Space Haddock
July 18, 2022July 20, 2022Mr. Wapojif

PretenShush: The ’70s Prog Rockers Big on Week-Long Solos

Gary's Grate Grammur-Lesson's
July 7, 2022July 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Gary’s Grate Grammur Lesson’s [Sponsored Post]

Tumbleweed Tuna country music band
May 30, 2022May 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Tumbleweed Tuna: The Story of the (fake) Country Music Band

A door with a door knock, ideal for knock, knock, ginger
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Knock, Knock, Ginger: The History of the Ding-Dong-Ditch Prank

Educating Rita the 1983 film
March 30, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Educating Rita: Class Wars in Charming British Comedy Thing

Doolally Doreen's Demented Data Processing
March 17, 2022March 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Doolally Doreen’s Demented Data Processing [Sponsored Post]

Professional Moron 10th Anniversary
February 19, 2022April 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast: Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Rampage!

Upper class people enjoying a luncheon
January 17, 2022January 17, 2022Mr. Wapojif

10 Hit Singles Ruined By Making Them Upper Class

A love heart in a digital vortex
January 11, 2022March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Women Seeking Men

A love heart on a keyboard enter key
January 10, 2022January 3, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2022: Men Seeking Women

NASTY: The World's Worst Space Program
January 4, 2022December 30, 2021Mr. Wapojif

NASTY: Join the World’s WORST Space Program [Sponsored Post]

Mad Maureen's Magnificent Mud Museum
December 28, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mad Maureen’s Magnificent Mud Museum [Sponsored Post]

A Christmas card with joly messages on it
December 27, 2021December 28, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day 2021 Report

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

Eddie Izzard in Glorious
August 18, 2021January 23, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Glorious: Eddie Izzard’s Stand-Up Masterpiece

Name of the Year 2020 official bracket
July 19, 2021January 16, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Name of the Year Awards: Congrats to Mathdaniel Squirrel

A business working at a table with people writing and drinks nearby
March 29, 2021March 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

A Santa Claus toy model
December 8, 2020December 7, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Santa Pants Conundrum

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer smiling at Christmas
October 26, 2020October 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas & Coronavirus

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

Red Dwarf
March 25, 2020March 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Red Dwarf: Sci-Fi Sitcom Excellence, You Smeghead

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020April 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

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