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Tag: Humour

A sunburned man grimacing in front of an England flag
June 22, 2026June 23, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Geezer Guide to Heatwaves in England ☀️🍻👊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

In praise of the overshirt for men
June 19, 2026June 24, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the OVERSHIRT (bloke summer wear) 🌞👔

Santa Claus Woken From Hibernation Error
May 5, 2026May 17, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: SANTA WOKEN FROM HIBERNATION ERROR! 🚨🚨🚨

Professional Moron's Shambles 2025 in Review
December 31, 2025January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bumbling Blogging: PM’s Shambles 2025 in Review 🟡

Santa's Christmas Day Report 2025
December 25, 2025December 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2025 💥

Santa Claus with goldfish in the background
October 10, 2025October 11, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Getting a Pet Goldfish 🐟

Trainwreck Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix
June 28, 2025June 28, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Trainwreck: Poop Cruise Horrorshow Documentary 🛳️💩😷

Wuv the sickeningly sweet pop band
February 24, 2025February 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Wuv: The Most DANGEROUSLY Twee Pop Band in History 💌💘💝💖💗

The joys of annoying AI with stupid prompt ideas
February 22, 2025February 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Annoying AI With Stupid Prompts 😐

Mandy the TV show with Diane Morgan
February 5, 2025February 19, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mandy: Fun Daft Comedy From Philomena Cunk Star 🚬

Ultimate List of Everything Woke
December 2, 2024December 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The ULTIMATE List of Everything WOKE 🚨🔔⚠️☢️🛑

Pizza parties at work covering off the need for pay rises
November 26, 2024November 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Parties at Work: Employer’s Guide to Staff Distractions 🍕🥳

Santa surfing a wave and being profane
November 22, 2024November 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Father Christmas’ Rebrand DISASTER 🏄🎅

Santa Gets a Haircut
October 22, 2024October 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: Santa Gets a Haircut 🎅💈

The Christmas Rats
October 12, 2024October 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Christmas Rats! 🐀

Santa and the evil Christmas cracker
September 13, 2024September 29, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Evil Christmas Cracker Crisis 🎁

Web Comic special celebrating online art humorists
July 17, 2024July 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Web Comic Celebration: Digitised Satire and Social Commentary

May 29, 2024June 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #19: Why we Love Samurai Cop 💝🚓⚔️

Smoking shelters at work
February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Smoking Shelters at Work: Protect Your Pro-Tobacco Employees 🚬

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith
January 20, 2024February 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith

Fiddlesticks the Destroyer short story
January 3, 2024January 3, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #1: Fiddlesticks the Destroyer (extract) 🐹

Father Christmas being arrested
December 29, 2023December 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas is Arrested 🚔

Professional Moron's Awful Christmas Cards
December 11, 2023December 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Christmas Card Collection (2023) 🎄🎁✉️

A janitor sign of slipping at Christmas
November 10, 2023November 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exlusive Santa Column: The Janitor 🧽🪣🧼

Battle of the Big Hairy Builders
November 3, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕

The Manly Guide to Women at Work
June 9, 2023June 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Women at Work: How to Manage Working Women at the Workplace

Lovely Jubbly the album by grunge band The Pedestrians
May 30, 2023May 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Pedestrians: Grunge Rockers Go Upbeat in Lovely Jubbly

Peter Kay live at Bolton 2003
May 17, 2023May 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Peter Kay: The North West’s Observational Comedy Wonder

The Adventures of Celine Dion
March 18, 2023March 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

ChatGPT Stories: The Adventures of Celine Dion

Dickhead Digital the ideate-based digital agency
December 1, 2022December 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dickhead Digital: Ideational Ideating for SMEs [Sponsored Post]

Santa is hiring an orca
November 4, 2022November 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Hires an Orca

Yarr! The dating app for pirates
November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yarr! The Dating App for Pirates [Sponsored Post]

Bridesmaids the 2011 film
November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bridesmaids: Amusing Modern Take on Chick Flicks (With Wiig)

A husband with a small penis
November 1, 2022November 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can I divorce my husband due to his small wiener?!”

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow and the opera Rabies
October 31, 2022October 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stevenson Jeremiah Windfellow: Classical Music (with rabies)

Sober Santa surrounded by many bottles of alcohol
October 21, 2022October 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Sobers Up With Geese

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes film
October 19, 2022October 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: Many Parodies With Fruit & Veg

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

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