Tag: Humour
Haiku Friday: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry
15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title
Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness
Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner
The Timewaster Diaries by Robin Cooper
Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!
Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!
How to Name Your Baby (with help from Professional Moron!)
Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth
Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)
Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)
Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged
20 Oscar Winning Films Ruined By Adding “Cement” to the Title
Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”
Exclusive Recipe: Marshland Marshmallows & Sardine Ice Cream
Great Sayings Revisited: More than just a petty face
Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?
Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)
Breaking News: Controversy as Tzatziki Renamed “Cucumber Dip”
20 Classic Plays Ruined By Using Body Parts in the Title
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”
Breaking News: NASA to Visit The Sun – Tabloid Rejects Request!
20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles
Exclusive Recipe: Pain et Agony au Chocolat (delicious!)
Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”
Face/Off: “I’d like to take his face… off” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”
20 Classic Films Ruined By Using “Potato” in the Title
Exclusive Invention: ReHearse (private rehearsing in a hearse!)
Exclusive Invention: Learn to Dance with the ConfiDance Robot!
