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Tag: Humour

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
4 days ago February 17, 2020February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
7 days ago February 14, 2020February 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019December 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019December 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

Vote with hands reaching out to it
December 6, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

General Election 2019: Professional Moron’s Guide to English Politics

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Brass Eye
November 6, 2019November 3, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Brass Eye: Clarky Cats, Cake, and Satire

Interview
October 25, 2019October 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Wapojif Q&A: Getting to know the Professional Moron Editor

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

Autumn
October 18, 2019October 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

Santa Claus model in the snow
October 14, 2019October 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: It’s War!

Christmas balls
October 8, 2019October 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: UN Interference and a New Nuclear Age

Graham Chapman in Life of Brian
October 4, 2019October 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Graham Chapman: Remembering the Monty Python Star

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

The Twits by Roald Dahl
July 13, 2019July 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Twits by Roald Dahl

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Moronic yellow
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019Mr. Wapojif

P-P-P-Patreon: Professional Moron’s Tyrannical Plans

Poetry book and haikus
May 3, 2019June 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

A slug
April 30, 2019April 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

15 Beatles Songs Ruined By Adding “Slug” Into The Title

Never stop laughing
March 15, 2019December 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness

Romantic dinner
November 5, 2018November 5, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

January 6, 2018October 12, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Timewaster Diaries by Robin Cooper

Santa's Exclusive Column 2017
September 4, 2017September 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

Bleach balls - everyone is happy with bleach involved
July 11, 2017July 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

How to Name Your Baby Guide
July 7, 2017July 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby (with help from Professional Moron!)

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

Planet of the Apes - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
July 5, 2017July 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017July 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

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