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Tag: iPhone

Penguin Isle loading screen
November 3, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Penguin Isle: Cute Game Ruined by Microtransactions and Ads

Mario Kart Tour
September 29, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart Tour: Karting Fun On Your Smartphone

Monument Valley II
June 24, 2018January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Monument Valley II: Artistic Indie Wonder For Your Phone

Chuchel
May 6, 2018February 26, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Chuchel: Adorable Indie Adventure For a Delicious Cherry

Alto's Odyssey
March 18, 2018April 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Alto’s Odyssey: Beautiful Endless Smartphone Sandboarding Odyssey

My Singing Monsters
September 10, 2017September 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

My Singing Monsters: Singing, Weird, Awesome, & Monstrous!

Super Mario Run
December 18, 2016December 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Run: Jump, Whoop, Run, & Fun!

Miitomo Mr. Wapojif
April 1, 2016April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Miitomo: Nintendo’s First App is Bloody Wonderfully Mental!

Tengami
March 22, 2016March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Tengami: Glorious Eastern Mysticism Will Help You Unwind

Monument Valley
December 20, 2015April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Monument Valley: M. C. Escher Inspired Mobile Loveliness

Alto's Adventure
March 24, 2015December 28, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Alto’s Adventure: Charming Excellence With Llamas

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