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Tag: Jam

A jumper made from jam
October 17, 2016October 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)

August 11, 2014January 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

On The Origins of Marmalade

June 1, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Soup

Ham and Jam sandwich
February 22, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ham and Jam Sandwiches

Toothbrushes lying next to a leaking tube of toothpaste
September 28, 2012August 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Toothpaste Special: A Bit About the Paste

Marco Polo Travels
September 15, 2012November 21, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Questions We’d Ask Marco Polo

September 15, 2012August 9, 2020Mr. Wapojif

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