We like sandwiches a lot at Professional Moron. We also like jam a lot at Professional Moron. You know what else we like? Food in general. Let’s face it – it’s the only reason we’re here. Well, the Sun helps a bit, too, as does water… and numerous other things.
What we’re getting at is how we’ve invented this amazing new recipe. And it is amazing. You could sort of say it’s “Jamazing” *ahem*. Still we thought we’d explain this culinary delight in more detail: For a Ham and Jam sandwich what you do, right, is get some bread and then get some ham.
The trick here is to then hit the Jam Cabinet to procure some of your fabulous preserves. Got that? Good. Now what you do then is apply the ham and jam to the bread. Voila! A Ham and Jam Sandwich.
We feel these things have a salubrious nature – kind of like the Sun itself. Not quite as vast and all encompassing as the Sun’s pretty awesome, but you wouldn’t want to date it, right? Talk about perpetual, lingering agony! You’d get a decent tan, we suppose, but we’d rather have the Ham and Jam Sandwich. Indeed.